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The big news this week is that crochet is making a comeback. But not necessarily in a good way.

This column is a leading light in the world of fashion trends.

We've advised some of the most inspiration snappy dressers of the region, including Tony Ryall, Lisa Lewis and Barry, the guy on the bench seat at Katikati.

So it is with some authority we guide you on the correct 'look” this summer.

We can reveal that crochet is the new hot look for men's shorts. It will be a cold day on the mountain before this columnist is seen in crocheted shorts, but I urge all you fashionista lads out there to get knitted and kitted out now, beat the rush.

Crochet crotches

Be seen on the beach, on the boat, and around the bach in your own custom crocheted crotches.

Grannies everywhere will be rubbing their crochet hooks together with glee, hearing news of this new trend.












This summer's new look - crocheted shorts.

Finally all those peggy squares can break out of their blankets and pillowcases and strut their stuff on the High St.

Not since the advent of possum fur nipple warmers, have we seen such an exciting fashion concept.

And folks, it's recycling at its best.

And had our local MP not recently retired from his role in Parliament, I'm sure we would have seen a Ministerial crocheted neck tie adorning corridors of the Beehive.

If you're in any doubt who to vote for in the coming TCC by-election, I'd advise to check out their fashion credentials.

Give a tick to any candidate bold enough to embrace their bootie in the crocheted look. Whether or not it looks good, you'd have to give them credit for at least having the cheek to wear it.

More flip-flopping

Meanwhile we've a great idea for a new look for those attending the cricket.

Since one Pakistani player has complained of a ghost in his hotel room, we think this is appropriate attire for cricket spectators (pictured above).

On to footwear, and the jandal scandal keeps rolling along. The Tauranga City Council has flip flopped on the issue, allowing the jandal fence to remain.

Readers are reporting more jandal discrimination.

They tell us that some spellchecks are rejecting the word jandal.


How about slapping on a sheet and heading to the cricket?

Croc fence?

I wonder how many years it will take before people start stringing up Croc fences? Will they ever reach the same sacred status as jandals, in the hearts and minds of Kiwis?
Or will they always be those unfortunate lumps of unfashionable foam, with holes where your dignity leaks out?

Here at RR we wonder what other discarded and useless items might be strung up in public places as pieces of art?

Maybe your crocheted shorts will end up hanging on a fence somewhere, once you sober up or realise just how ridiculous you look with a tea-cosy on your backside.

brian@thesun.co.nz


Water use seminar in Pongakawa

Local farmers and orchardists can learn more about how to use water more efficiently at a session in Pongakawa early next month.

Bay of Plenty Regional Council has organised an evening seminar at Pongakawa Hall on February 3 at 7.30pm to talk to farmers about irrigation and water use.

Paul Reese of Irrigation New Zealand will talk about different structures, benefits, pitfalls and examples of water user groups; and INZ's Smart Irrigation programme and how it can help farmers and orchardists manage irrigation better to save money and increase profit.

The meeting is at the Pongakawa Hall in Old Coach Rd, next to Pongakawa School.