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Newshound Ady & Flo www.sunlive.co.nz |
We've some lovely new staff members here at our Sun Media offices.
I think it's exciting, starting the New Year with some friendly new faces.
And I'm pleased to report, they have excellent taste in lunch.
It is the duty of myself – any Labrador in fact – to thoroughly test and investigate the quality of our workmates' lunches. For their own personal safety, of course.
We can provide valuable feedback on matters of nutrition, and taste.
Ady says that sneaking into offices and stealing lunches is theft, but I believe there's an exemption for office dogs if the said lunch is within a certain height from the floor.
In a bag, under a desk is well within acceptable tolerance for a newshound with a nose for cheese and bacon scones.
And besides, I only ate the top of the scone – just the bit with the cheese and bacon on it.
I kindly left the bottom half, with some of the butter. Okay, so I licked off some of the butter, but only because I support the New Zealand dairy industry, the backbone of our economy and an important factor in our nation's healthy GDP.
I'm not sure what GDP is, but I bet it's tasty with a bit of cheese on top. Maybe even some more bacon. Now the boss says I'm not allowed in the newsroom. I had forgotten that rule. I've forgotten it nearly every day since he made the rule. How convenient.
- Flo

